如果你刚知道Taylor Swift，恰好听的她的第一首歌是Look what you made me
Oh, fuck me.
You missed it, didn’t you? This is what happened.
Get your shit together, will ya? I own two commercial properties.
I would like to get this one off my hands.
#I don’t like your perfect crime
Can you do $350,000? I could probably get a loan for that much.
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
– But the building’s not worth more than $250,000.
(ROCK MUSIC) The adoption papers thing, pretty tricky stuff.
You didn’t know the difference between adoption forms and sales
Wordy stuff confuses me, and it’s not the same.
And taking our bar is way worse than being stupid, it’s cunty.
I hate AA, I think it’s fucking stupid, but I went.
You really want to stop drinking? – I mean, do you really want to? –
I hope I see you at the next meeting.
I’m getting some new IDs, some cash, and heading to Mexico.
You should come.
Come with you to Mexico? Fuck you, Gallagher.
Monica? Come on.
Come on, open your eyes.
Don’t leave me, Monica! Think of all the luck you got Know that it’s not
for naught You were beaming once before But it’s not like that anymore
What is this downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You’re so
sure of? Round up the friends you got Know that they’re not for naught
You were willing once before But it’s not like that anymore What is this
downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You’re so sure of?
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC) This is my home, it’s where I reside Though I rarely
sleep at night It’s where I belong, I feel it inside Coldest place for
me to hide Go! Move it, move it, move it! Go! Come on, now, move it,
girls! Move your asses! Oh, you are pitiful! Move it! Look at you! I’ve
never seen a more pitiful group of would-be soldiers in my life! Move
it! Up and over! Cut through! Hop to it! Get your asses in the dirt, you
maggot! – Let’s move it! – (WHISTLE BLOWS) Let’s go, move it! Move it!
Gallagher! – Get your ass over here, cadet! – Sir, yes, sir! Chaplain
wants to see you.
Sir? Shit if I know, son.
# Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
– (WHISTLE BLOWS) – Jesus, Jackson, get your lazy ass moving under that
goddamn wire! It’s okay-ay (INDISTINCT PA CHATTER) You reach Ian? I
I’ll be waiting; all that’s left to do is run.
Carl? Called the school, said they’re gonna try to get him on a train
威尼斯官网，You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess.
(SIGHS) (LIP) She look dead to you? Uh, I only saw her for a second when
they were putting her in the ambulance.
It’s a love story, baby, just say, “Yes”.
She shit herself? People shit themselves when they die.
That’s why they put diapers on psycho killers before they give ’em the
I touched her when they put her in the ambulance.
She was still warm.
Could have still been dead.
Body only loses a couple degrees of heat an hour after you kick it.
Really? Lots of things in the body are still alive.
Hair, the skin, the nails, all the bacteria in your guts.
And you don’t start to swell up for at least a couple of days, and then
your eyes pop out, skin falls off, then you explode.
What? Gallagher? (SIGHS) Yeah.
Monica your mother? Yeah.
– Philip and Debbie.
Your mother came in unresponsive.
Saw you there and I thought
We made every attempt to revive her but we were unsuccessful.
“Oh my God, look at that face”
So she’s dead? Yes.
You look like my next mistake
Drug overdose? No, uh, she died from a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
Love’s a game, wanna play?
A blood vessel in her brain burst.
Would you like to see her? I would.
So hey, let’s be friends
I’m dying to see how this one ends
Give us a few minutes and we’ll bring you back.
Grab your passport and my hand
Where’s Frank? Outside still, I think.
I could make the bad guys good for a weekend
I’ll go get him.
No, I-I’ll do it.
Boys only want love if it’s torture
(SIREN BLARING IN THE DISTANCE) Jesus, it’s freezing out here.
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you
She died, Frank.
They said that we can go in and see her, say good-bye.
They’re gonna send someone to talk to us about what we want to do with
Did Monica ever talk about what she might want? Come on.
Swift, 到 Fearless, 再到Speak now, Red,
Let’s go say good-bye.
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC) (DEBBIE) All right, I’m taking Franny up to bed.
(LIP) Yeah, sounds good.
# I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time
(FIONA) I’m gonna make coffee.
Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time
(LIP) Uh, thanks, Fi.
I’m sorry the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now
Hey, look who the cat dragged in.
The fuck you been? Um, work.
Oh ’cause she’s dead #
There’s leftover chicken.
(DEBBIE) Franny’s sleeping.
Think we should call Bill? (SNIFFS) We even have his number? Who’s Bill?
I have a granddad named Bill? You have an asshole named Bill who was
Where’s he live? – (LIP) Iowa? – (FIONA) Indiana.
When’s the last time you saw him? Like, never.
It’s not like he ever wanted anything to do with us.
What’s that? Emergency Room bill.
(KEVIN) They charge you even if you die? Wow.
Think any of this is real? Anything worth more than a nickel she would
have pawned years ago.
(VERONICA) All that’s Monica’s stuff? (LIP) Yeah.
(DEBBIE) Oh, my God.
(SNIFFS) Hey, Debs.
Tic Tac? (DEBBIE) Eww.
(LIP) What is What the fuck is this? (METALLIC CLANGING) What’s the tag
say? “36 and Racine.
” And then “33 7,” or maybe it’s a “1-2-8-8-4.
” Monica had an apartment? Not a chance.
Probably some dump she was evicted from years ago.
Anybody got a rock and a lighter? (ETHEREAL MUSIC) They share things for
me They had me down so long To try and prove you wrong It’s dangerous
for us Looking nosey neighbor It’s daggers For us now It’s daggers For
us now It is daggers for us Looking for a neighbor now (MUSIC FADES OUT)
(FIONA) (GROANS) Fuck, Frank.
(SIGHS) (SIGHS) (HIP-HOP MUSIC) We got the Refugees All-stars
Rub-a-dubbing in the club Wyclef Jean John Forte Praswell Nah, mean
streets are getting a little crazy Looky look-a look-a look-a look-a
look-a here Look-a shorty got back Should I ask her for a dance? Hold
on, there’s too many in the wolf pack And besides Dirty Cash talkin’ at
her Buying her fake furs and taking her to The Fever Why? Stayin’ alive
Refugee Allstars Can’t stop the shining Can’t stop the shining Can’t
stop the shining Can’t stop the shining You wanna stop the shining? You
smell bacon? You wanna stop the shining? Hey, Carl.
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.
Hi! (LAUGHS) Wow! Holy shit, it’s Lieutenant Dan! (LAUGHING) Come here,
Oh, I gotta salute you now or something? (BOTH GROAN) Where did you get
all this stuff? I stopped by the Aldi on the way from the train station.
Well, why didn’t you just call me? I could have picked you up.
(CARL) You have a car? (FIONA) Mm-hmm.
She’s a rich lady now.
Look at those stripes and ribbons! (GROANS) You’re a general now? Hey,
Cadet Corporal, get to kick some lazy freshman ass.
Everybody, is scrambled all right? – (FIONA) Yeah.
– (VERONICA) Just the neighbors, bringing 10,000-calorie sugar bombs.
– (FIONA) Nice.
– Yo, Carl! (LAUGHS) Look at you! The ghetto ninja warrior! Should I be
afraid, your hands licensed to kill now? What’s up? Carl! Hey, you’re
– Neil, Carl’s back.
Anybody up for going to the mortuary with me later, figure out what to
do with Monica? We can’t just leave her there? Uh, called in sick the
last couple of days.
I gotta work.
Yeah, I got something I have to do this morning, then I got my shift
over at Patsy’s.
– (CARL) Hey, I’ll go.
– (FIONA) Really? Yeah, sure.
I can come.
With the Alibi gone, I’ve got nothing but time.
(CARL) What happened to the Alibi? (FIONA) Svetlana stole it from them.
How do you steal a bar? Russian KGB sneaky Putin shit.
I’m working at the Fairy Tail now.
You are? I’m making “beau-coo” tips.
Ancient queens love the impossible-to-get thing.
Even more Benjamins to be had if I let the old dudes give me hand jobs.
Not gonna happen.
(GROANS) Little help here.
I mean, a hand’s a hand, right? That’s what I said! Uh, I don’t know.
I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing
Oh, there’s plenty of that over at the Fairy Tail.
Why don’t I just pick him up and you pull out his thing? Feel good to
piss standing up again won’t it, big man? (NEIL) I guess.
(KEVIN) (GRUNTING) Oh.
(GROANS) I gotta go to Patsy’s this morning, so early afternoon for the
Good to have you home.
So, if I want to let a dude jerk me off, how much could I make? (HOLIDAY
MUSIC) (SIERRA) Have a nice day.
– Morning, boss.
(PHONE LINE TRILLING) (MAN) Darrgen Sheet Metal.
Hi, can I speak to Bill Darrgen please? Who’s calling? Fiona Gallagher.
Um, he’s not here.
Can I leave a message? Yeah, sure.
Tell him Monica died.
Monica who? His daughter, Monica.
(ROCK MUSIC) Is Brad around? (DRILL WHIRRING) Thanks.
Uh, ’78 Shovelhead.
You like bikes? I don’t really know much about ’em.
I woke up this morning feeling like I really needed a drink.
Yeah? Why’s that? My mom died last night.
This is strange, you know? She was a junkie and a drunk.
Think the last thing I wanted was a drink.
You good with your hands? Yeah, I’ve been working on that knitting like
I got that slip stitch down, but that purl shit, it’s giving me some
Tell you what, help me put this wheel on this bike, hit up the IHOP.
I’ll buy you a pile of pancakes.
(DRILL WHIRRING) Uh, give me a sec.
(DRILL WHIRRING) (KNOCKING AT DOOR) There’s a guy here, says you were
supposed to meet him this morning but didn’t show? You forget me? Sorry,
I had a-a family thing come up.
So you’re still interested, that wasn’t just your unsubtle way of
telling me you never want to see me again? N-no, I’m-I’m still
(CHUCKLES) Do you want some coffee? – Yeah, yeah, coffee’d be great.
I was thinking we should just use lawyers, save us the real estate
Yeah, sounds smart.
Well, I got a guy, unless you have a lawyer that you like to use.
No, no, your your guy’ll be fine.
So, I made some copies of the inspection that I had done last spring.
It’s you know, it’s mechanical.
Lead paint disclosure there is some, but the roof has seven years left.
Sewer line video came back fine.
So, I mean, the building is a real fixer-upper, but it’s got good bones,
so Uh, I gotta go back to work.
You want to try and meet up, like, 4:30, or something? Sure.
Uh, well, thank you for the coffee, and I’ll leave you with this.
(THUNDER RUMBLES ON TV) (SIGHS) (GROANS) We’re out of beer.
(THUNDER RUMBLES ON TV) Monica’s dead.
I know, we were there.
(JOKER) What’s the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then
I’ll provide the narration.
(THUNDER RUMBLES ON TV) (GROANS) (THUNDER RUMBLES ON TV) What’s with the
(JOKER) I’ll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy’s mind.
Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first.
Is that Monica’s stuff? Yeah.
You’re going through her stuff? (JOKER) You would’ve been proud to see
him so strong.
But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll.
What the hell is this? Some key to an old apartment.
36 and Racine.
(THUNDER RUMBLES ON TV) (GROANS) (PROJECTOR WHIRRING ON TV) That’s that
36th and Racine.
The shitty one that they stuck in the old Buick dealership.
Monica had a storage unit? (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) This is it.
Why don’t we just use the front door, Frank? Too many cameras out there.
There’s only one camera over the gate here.
The 2884 on the key must be the code to open the gate.
What the hell is going on, Frank? Your mother told me she had something
valuable for you kids but that it might be dangerous to try to retrieve
Well, how dangerous? Hard to say.
On a scale of one to ten? Said the DEA could be involved.
The Drug Enforcement Agency? Come on.
(WHISPERING) Oh, fuck.
– Debs, how old are you? – 16.
Too risky, the Feds could prosecute you as an adult.
Carl? Really? You seem younger.
Liam, you know your numbers? You’re gonna send Liam? Oh, he won’t do
serious time if shit goes down.
You see that little black box? It’s got numbers on it, just like on a
Go punch in 2884.
What’re you looking at them for? Go.
– It’s okay.
– Go, go, go.
There’s got to be something that you can do.
You can’t just let her win.
Kev went to go see that lawyer you used about suing, but he said it’ll
The Alibi is yours, not Svetlana’s.
It’s not right.
Where’s Carl? Wasn’t he coming? Yeah, I texted him the address.
Isn’t she here illegally? You were never legally married to the bitch,
right? She was already married to her dad.
Wasn’t really her dad.
So? Call Immigration on her commie ass.
They’ll ship her back to Mongolia or wherever.
Miss Gallagher? Constance Grace.
I am so sorry for your tragic loss.
W it’s not that tragic.
Why don’t we sit and talk? Can I offer you both some herbal tea?
(SNICKERS) (BLUESY ROCK MUSIC) Take that shot a whiskey Metal file at
the hip You know why You know why (WHISPERING) Get back.
It may be booby-trapped.
Ain’t a time for macho men Look me dead in the eye Introduce you to my
old friend There ain’t no reason to be shy (DEBBIE) Jesus, was she
living here? If she was, she was living here with a dude.
I met their match Six trance he’s heavy as lead To hear just what it’s
pointed at You know why You know why You know why (FRANK) Holy shit.
What? Your inheritance.
Have you had a chance to consider what sort of arrangements you’d like
to make for your loved one? Yeah, how do we get her into the ground as
soon as possible? Ah.
Are you Jewish? – No.
– Muslim? – No.
– Catholic? Not recently.
We offer memorial packages for families of all faiths.
Unless you offer something for narcissistic hedonists, let’s focus on
fast and cheap.
This is our most popular affordable package, the “Dearly Beloved.
” It’s all inclusive.
Preparation of the body, classic series casket, viewing, gravesite
preparation, burial, and a lovely engraved granite headstone.
How much? $7,600.
What else you got? The “Everlasting Love.
” Preparation of the body, no viewing, wooden casket, engraved granite
plaque, gravesite preparation, and burial.
– How much? – $4,600.
The “Eternal Peace.
” Preparation of the body, cremation, and a decorative urn for your
loved one’s ashes.
– And? – $2,500.
(SCOFFS) What can I give me for $500 or less? A cardboard refrigerator
box and a gallon of gasoline in our parking lot out back.
I’ll take that one.
No love lost, huh? It was an eventful childhood.
Connie, no bullshit.